‹‹                              random                              ››
    I hear of a convention to be held at Baltimore, or elsewhere, for the selection of a candidate for the Presidency, made up chiefly of editors, and men who are politicians by profession; but I think, what is it to any independent, intelligent, and respectable man what decision they may come to?  Shall we not have the advantage of his wisdom and honesty, nevertheless?  Can we not count upon some independent votes?  Are there not many individuals in the country who do not attend conventions?  But no: I find that the respectable man, so called, has immediately drifted from his position, and despairs of his country, when his country has more reason to despair of him.  He forthwith adopts one of the candidates thus selected as the only available one, thus proving that he is himself available for any purposes of the demagogue.  His vote is of no more worth than that of any unprincipled foreigner or hireling native, who may have been bought.  Oh for a man who is a man, and, as my neighbor says, has a bone in his back which you cannot pass your hand through!  Our statistics are at fault: the population has been returned too large.  How many men are there to a square thousand miles in this country?  Hardly one.  Does not America offer any inducement for men to settle here?  The American has dwindled into an Odd Fellow -- one who may be known by the development of his organ of gregariousness, and a manifest lack of intellect and cheerful self-reliance; whose first and chief concern, on coming into the world, is to see that the almshouses are in good repair; and, before yet he has lawfully donned the virile garb, to collect a fund for the support of the widows and orphans that may be; who, in short ventures to live only by the aid of the Mutual Insurance company, which has promised to bury him decently.
‹‹                              W                              ››