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    Sugar ....................  0.80
    Lard .....................  0.65
    Apples ...................  0.25
    Dried apple ..............  0.22
    Sweet potatoes ...........  0.10
    One pumpkin ..............  0.06
    One watermelon ...........  0.02
    Salt .....................  0.03
Yes, I did eat $8.74, all told; but I should not thus unblushingly publish my guilt, if I did not know that most of my readers were equally guilty with myself, and that their deeds would look no better in print.  The next year I sometimes caught a mess of fish for my dinner, and once I went so far as to slaughter a woodchuck which ravaged my bean-field -- effect his transmigration, as a Tartar would say -- and devour him, partly for experiment's sake; but though it afforded me a momentary enjoyment, notwithstanding a musky flavor, I saw that the longest use would not make that a good practice, however it might seem to have your woodchucks ready dressed by the village butcher.
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